Beattys Overseas

The Alps, from seat 9AWe left peaceful Switzerland on Saturday morning and flew 2 tiny Alitalia planes to Munich (had to transfer in Rome, so we flew over the Alps twice. It made for a long day of travels, but lovely aerial views!). Arriving to the Munich airport was funny, since we arrived without a German phrase book (Whitney´s mom gave us one before we left the States, but dumbo Whit left it in London!). So, we were a little confused about how to get out of the airport and into the City. Thankfully, it seems that everyone in Germany speaks enough English to help two tourists get from Point A to Point B. And, unlike the French, no one rolls their eyes when we make an attempt at speaking their language. Danke!

We were directed by the friendly Information girl at the airport that we should take a bus into the city centre for 10Euro each, and then a taxi from the city centre to our hotel, which would only be a few more euros, instead of a 50Euro taxi from airport to hotel. The bus pulled up near the Arrivals gate, and it was surprisingly posh [Imagine the Hampton Jitney, you New Yorkers]. We were the only passengers, and the lovely old man driver was very helpful in providing recommendations of where-to-go and what-to-see. John asked for his opinion on which beergarden to visit, and the driver was very kind in calling to John´s attention that the beergardens are not open when it´s 0-degrees celsius. Duh [But, we should check out the indoor beerhalls, which are easy to find, he said].

The short freeway trip from the airport into Munich was quiet and drizzly, and we were awestruck when we drove by the Munich Arena, a huge soccer stadium that, at night, is lit for whichever football club is playing. On Saturday night, as we passed, the shocking glow of red beamed for the Bayern Munich team. Soon thereafter, we got into the north of Munich, and our friendly bus driver pointed out our hotel as we zoomed past it on the highway.  John jokingly asked if he could let us out here, instead of taking us all the way into the center of town, and the man slammed on the breaks to let us out for a 2 Euro tip. Score!

We exited the posh bus and walked through an empty business park to arrive at our first 4-star hotel of the trip: the Munich Marriott. The staff was so friendly and spoke perfect English, which was obviously extremely helpful. We noticed that the hotel has a Champions (American Sports Bar chain). Ugh, so much for an authentic German experience, but we knew what we were getting into when we booked an American chain hotel.  Plus, we wouldn't be spending too much time in the hotel, except for the room, naturally. The room, by the way, was like a big ole' chunk of heaven. The bed looked like a cloud of feathers swathed in Egyptian cotton. Ahhhhh.  A well-stocked mini-bar offered complimentary soft drinks, beers and wines. Yes, complimentary! They only charged for the hard alcohol, which isn't our thing anyway, so no matter. We cracked open a few beers while we unpacked and shared a few giggles of excitement. We´re living the Bavarian high life for a few days, dude!

Later Saturday night, we took the underground to Marienplatz, a very popular area of the city centre. Coming up from the subway, we were a little shocked at the sight of the Rathaus with the huge Glockenspiel on its facade. It was HUGE! And, lit up at night, it looked like a backdrop from a movie set. We asked a few pedestrians to direct us to the Bier hall, and they all pointed us toward Munich’s most famous beer hall, the Hofbräuhaus. Yes, it was a little touristy. Well, there was a gift shop and about a thousand non-Munich residents inside, so I guess it’s very touristy. But, that didn’t stop us from walking in and finding a table with a few empty seats. The family-style seating makes for a very festive atmosphere, with people meeting each other, eating and singing. A German band sits in the middle of the hall atop a platform, playing traditional German tunes. Yes, they wore lederhosen. It was fantastic.

Cheers in German is "Prost!"This place is gigantic, probably about 5,000 square feet, packed with people of all ages talking and laughing. We saw a table doing ‘the wave’ while they waited for the waitress to bring their next round.  Hilarious.  As soccer is so popular in Germany, and there was a big game earlier that night, we heard a chant of the “Ole ole ole ole … ole ole.”  The place was buzzing with happy energy.

The table we chose to join was packed with a group of men from Frankfurt who were in town for the football game (see above reference to Munich Arena). They turned out to be hilarious cohorts in our night of beer steins as big as paint cans and a few shots of dangerous pear liqueur. The photos say most of whatever I would try to explain here. It was a blast. The language gap was connected by Roger, a guy in the group whose English was impeccable, and who was obviously the joker of the group. He and John were like two peas in a pod. Our first night in Munich was made to order.  And, the next morning, we needed to sleep in, as you might imagine. And, perhaps, take an advil or two.